Fred on St. Patrick's Day is the second episode of the first season of the Fred YouTube series.
Jolly Epsiode 2 Maxie Mintues 11 March 2021
Fred on St. Patrick's Day
Synopsis[]
Fred celebrates Saint Patrick's Day alone.
Plot[]
Fred starts the episode by acting like a leprechaun. He then goes on to say that he tricked the viewers into thinking he was a leprechaun. Fred is once again left home alone, as his mother is partying at a country club. Fred says that there is a burglar on the loose, but his mom said that he would be fine.
Fred then goes on to talk about St. Patrick's Day festivities, including wearing green and eating green foods. Fred says that his mother got him green wine to drink.
He mentions how he has a temper problem, and that his mother questioned him about the broken Playstation from "Fred on Halloween." His mom had him start taking medication for his temper.
Fred says that he wanted to see a leprechaun so that he could get a pot of gold. Fred says that his mom was fired from her job at the fast food restaurant (making her going to the country club seem unlikely), but he said that his mom did put a set of fake teeth in his stocking. He then ponders on why she would put them in his stocking rather than Santa. He starts playing with a toy bear and a carriage, but the bear supposedly bites Fred, so he begins beating it against the carriage. He says that he has not been taking his medication lately.
Fred then begins singing a song about St. Patrick's Day, and once finished, holds up his cat and says goodbye.
Characters[]
Transcript[]
Fred: Hey, I'm a leprechaun! I'm a leprechaun. Hi.
(He takes off the blanket and fake teeth and then laughs.)
Fred: I got you! Hey, I'm just kidding. I'm not a leprechaun, I'm Fred. Um, and, I think I got you because um, I, uh, um, you were like scared looking and you actually thought I was a leprechaun. Okay, let's make everything green.
(He snaps fingers and the screen turns green-tinted.)
Fred:Yeah. Hoo, hoo, hoo! Yeah. Okay. Well, um, like as on Halloween, Mom is you know like, she's not... she said that she doesn't have the time or the money to spend time with me, so yeah. She's out at a local country club, partying. She left me home alone, and I'm five, and we have left this burglar guy on the loose, but she said that I'm tough enough that I won't get caught by him.
(He rocks back and forth as he talks.)
Fred: Okay. Well, um, I like, love St. Patrick's Day because you gotta wear green. See? I'm wearing green right now. Uh, yeah. It's really fun and you could like...
(He puts his fake teeth back in his mouth.)
Fred: ...act like a leprechaun.
(He takes his fake teeth off.)
Fred: Yeah, it's fun too. Um, and yeah. You uh, it's really fun. Trust me, I mean, you could drink green milk. Eat like green macaroni and stuff. My mom gave me green wine to drink. She got left home some wine for me. Um, and she said I can drink it if I'm bored. Um, I'm kind of boring here. Um, I'm gonna... since on Halloween, you know how I told you that I have a temper problem? Um, my mom came home that night after we did-- we're done partying, um, and she looked at the PlayStation. She asked me why it was broken, and I told her that I did it. Uh, she just said that I take medication. I don't know why but she like, give me like, these little like, tiny pill things and I put 'em in my mouth and then I-- she kind of like sticks her finger and puts it down my throat for me. Hope I see a leprechaun because my mom always tell me that leprechauns did exist and I want to see one 'cause I want to get a pot of gold. Um...
(He wipes his nose with his hand.)
Fred: ...oh, well, she told me I can't do that! Remember?
(He wipes again and shrugs.)
Fred: Oh, sorry, mom. She-- my mom to get me a leprechaun costume, and I could like wear it alone at home and like stare at myself on the mirror, but she said that I couldn't because I'm too old for that 'cause I'm five. She said that also, um, my mom, she got fired from her job at a, the fast food restaurant and she's really down about it and um... she said that we can't afford anything right now. She bought me those.
(He holds up his fake teeth to the camera.)
Fred: She put those in my stocking. (gasps) What? Why would she put 'em in there? I thought Santa did.
(It cuts to Fred's toy bear in a carriage as he plays with them. There are other toys strewn in the background.)
Fred: Oh, you little baby.
(He puts his finger to the bear's mouth)
Fred: Ow! You bit me!
(He slams the bear on the carriage and shakes the carriage.)
Fred: You frickin' bit me!
(He shakes the bear violently, bites it, and snarls. It then cuts to Fred pouting after putting the bear down.)
Fred: My temper medication. I haven't been taking it lately. Don't tell my mom, though. I don't want to take it.
(It cuts to him snapping his fingers.)
Fred: ♪ Let's just make a little song about St. Patrick's Day. Sing along. ♪
(A cat meows in the background.)
Fred: Sing with me.
(He holds up his cat with rabies, put her down.)
Fred: ♪ It's St. Patrick's Day, / is the day, where you get to wear green. / You wear green pea, you wear green z's, you eat green macaroni. / Is the thing! Yeah, whoo! / And it just makes you feel so good inside. Whoa... ♪
(He vocalizes for a few seconds.)
Fred: So, bye! Oh!
(He holds up his cat again.)
Fred: And Dolly here says bye, too. Say bye.
(He shakes the cat's paw like she's waving goodbye.)
Fred: Bye! I love you all!
(Title card: Fred)
Fred: [voiceover] ♪ St. Patrick's Day / is the day, where you get to wear green... ♪
Trivia[]
- First and only time Fred turns the screen green.
- Fred is confirmed to be five years old in this episode.
- Just like the previous episode, the video was not uploaded to YouTube on the day the holiday falls on, but it is possible Fred did record the video on the day of the holiday, but besides to put it on another day besides that day.
- This episode seems to follow the Halloween episode, Fred talks about when he breaks the Playstation, which was in the previous episode, he also forgot and accidentally wiped his nose with his hand again, and he says that he forgot that he wasn't supposed to do that, which was what he says in the previous episode. He also talks about his temper tantrum, a problem that was brought up in Fred on Halloween.
- However, his mom allowing him to drink green wine seems to directly contradict "Fred on Halloween," where his mother said that she did not want Fred to drink alcohol.
- When the baby bear "bites" Fred, if you listen closely, it sounds like he says, "You f***ing bit me," but he likely said fricking.
- If you listen when Fred snaps his fingers and sings the song, you can hear the kitten meow.